18 June 2009 - Megan Fox To Destroy Tennessee

In case you haven't heard, Megan Fox was over in South Korea promoting a film about giant robots or something. When asked how she would stop the evil robot leader from destroying the earth, she said she would "barter" with him. If that means what I think it means, I will soon be coming up with a diabolical scheme to destroy the earth. Only Megan Fox will be able to stop me. And she's going to have to bring a couple of her girlfriends along, too.

Her answer was innocent enough, but then she added, “And instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?” I don't know what part of Tennesse she's from, but she apparently ran into some people she had problems with down there.

I have to stick up for her a little bit. Those super bible-beating people annoy the hell out of me, too. But to kill all of the white trash? Wouldn't that include her and Britney Spears? Hell, some of those toothless chicks are alright.

16 June 2009 - Post AdventureCon

Well, the horror film festival portion of the festivities was cancelled, which sucked. I smuggled in that booze for no reason. And I have no unknown horror shorts to report on. The weekend started on a bad note.

Saturday was much better. There was a tattoo artist convention in my hotel. What a party. We drank the hotel bar out of Guinness, before shutting them down. And I'd like to give a personal thank you to all the ladies displaying their ink. Especially the short one who was a "dancer." I knew I should have brought some ones.

I finally ran into America Olivo, who happened to have a room beside mine. Boy, can she run. Anyways, I asked her about any domestic release news she had about Bitch Slap, having read about all the international deals from Cannes. She said they were looking at a December 2009 date for the states. So, don't spend all your money on Christmas gifts.

There you have it. The rest of the antics I witnessed - but did not particpate in, of course - will go unspoken. At least for now.

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