Tiffany Shepis Will Soon Need a Prenup

Further proof that there is no god. According to his website, Corey "I'll do anything for a dollar" Haim is engaged to scream queen Tiffany Shepis. My barf runneth over.

I don't know what kind of mind control this guy's using, but Tiffany could definitely do better. Earlier this year Haim pulled a poor, dumb bastard trick by taking out an ad in Variety. The ad states that he's back and ready to work. Shortly thereafter he fucked up his lines so much in direct-to-DVD piece of shit, "Lost Boys:The Tribe", he was practically cut from the movie. Although it did make for an hysterical episode of "The Two Coreys."

This misguided attempt at marriage is scheduled for sometime in May 2009. I strongly suggest that Ms. Shepis get a good lawyer to write up a prenuptial agreement because this union can't possibly last too long. I can see Haim being caught tweaked out in the arms of an overweight, 80s-haired groupie explaining how Hollywood is out to get him. Hmm. I'm thinking of starting a Haim/Shepis divorce pool. Five bucks a square! I guess I should wait until the wedding takes place.

Further fun for masochists. You can purchase an 8 x 10 original Haim painting for $350. At that size I guess it's acrylic on typing paper. Or it could be some kind of finger painting. I can see a personal unveiling now.

"My latest acquisition, a Haimster."

You've been warned.